Like Frog and Toad, but without all the things that make Frog and Toad worth reading, like the rich characterizations, lyrical prose, and sly humor. Bottom of the barrel in the picture-book-buddy-cop genre.

KID VERDICT: He thinks they are dinosaurs and is not swayed by my explanation of their names. Honestly I think I lost the argument. They look like dinosaurs. They do not look like a crocodile and alligator.